game plan

here's the long version:

surgery is scheduled for

thursday at 11...

but prep started tonight...

johnny, hk and i

hit golden corral...

and i mean

hit it hard...

for two reasons...

for the past couple days

hk and i have been eating like crap...

and after surgery

it is back on with the 

actual "good for you foods"

so we had to have one last

hoorah...

and here's what i get to eat tomorrow

in preparation for surgery...

water

broth

jello

and magnesium citrate...

yup...

laxative...

i have to do the all important

bowel prep...

but don't worry,

it says on the label that it has

a pleasing lemony flavor...

sha - doubt it...

so,

not really looking forward to tomorrow...

for those of you that really know me,

you know how hateful i will be

tomorrow night after eating

jello all day...

and pooping all day...

i may or not blog tomorrow night...

if i do,

i'm scared

that it might just end up being

a list of expletives...

but things could always be worse

and i'm not really complaining...

honest...

life is good...

and here's the short version:

pre admission testing 

wednesday 8:30am...

report to hospital 

thursday 9:00am...

surgery

thursday 11:00am...

either way i write it:

life is good...