avocados

i have absolutely no idea why
but avocados have become my new obsession
i eat them on
EVERYTHING
my new favorite lunch is
a whole wheat organicy kinda tortilla
avocado
mater
carrot straw things
vegan cheese type things
i know
it's not cheese if it's vegan
it's not vegan if it's cheese
honestly
i'm not sure exactly what it is
some sort of cheese flavored soy organic vegan thing
either way
it's good
so i've had that for lunch
and these

according to the label they are don't have anything in them
they are free of this
and free of that
but damn they taste good
i venture to say that they
might possibly be
the best pretzels i've ever had
nah
but they are pretty good
but i even eat avocados with these too
i made a grilled cheese
ok ok
a grilled cheese flavored soy organic vegan thing sandwich
the other night
with avocados on the sandwich
i guess there are worse things to be addicted to
but if this keeps up
i might need to go on intervention
imagine writing that letter

dear jess,

your addiction to avocados has affected me in the following ways:
the fridge is full of green/brown snot looking things
it looks like you are eating slime from nickelodeon

do they even still do that
i don't know

no running for me today
but tomorrow morning
tomorrow morning i run
and oddly enough
i can't wait
i am so excited to get back out there and run
that even sounds weird writing it